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Alcohol

Alcohol actually blocks some of the messages trying to get to the brain. This alters a person's perceptions, emotions, movement, vision, and hearing

They claim with sources:

My comments are in pinkish purple, woo!

- In 2006, more than 19% of drivers ages 16 to 20 who died in motor vehicle crashes had been drinking alcohol.

(That's 1 in 5)

- More than 4 in 10 people who begin drinking before age 15 eventually become alcoholics.

Damn, that's a lot.

- Some medications — including many painkillers and cough, cold, and allergy remedies�contains more than one ingredient that can react with alcohol.

Something to think about for all you hardcore partiers

- Mixing alcohol and cocaine is the most common cause of drug-combination related deaths.

Though its likely you're really depressed and suicidal for attempting the combination period

Ecstasy

- Some problems can occur while or soon after taking the drug, others come days or weeks after taking Ecstasy.

I've actually had this happen to me

Hallucenogens
Risks:
- Disturbing psychological effects
- Loss of muscular coordination

LSD users can also experience flashbacks, which are when the original drug's effects suddenly reoccur up to a year after the initial use. Because flashbacks can occur without warning, they can cause significant distress or impairment, especially if this occurs in an uncomfortable or dangerous setting such as at work, school, or while driving.
Pretty crazy. But I'm sorry that sounds totally cool

Some LSD users experience severe, terrifying thoughts and feelings of despair, fear of losing control, or fear of insanity and death while using LSD.

I've heard this is very much true. Never know what could happen

PCP is addictive — its repeated abuse can lead to craving and compulsive PCP-seeking behavior, despite severe adverse consequences

Bias wording, but true

Mary Jane, Baby

Additionally, there are higher rates of depression, anxiety, and suicidal thinking among people who use marijuana when compared to people who don't use

That's because we know more about the world, and it's kinda depressing

The short-term effects of marijuana can include problems with memory and learning.

Biggest problem, honestly. But we learn about DIFFERENT things

Prescription Drugs

These medications, when taken inappropriately, can cause addiction because they impact the same areas of the brain as heroin

Something to think about, since pain pills are getting so popular

Smoking puts your friends and family at risk. Each year approximately 3,000 non-smokers die of lung cancer from second-hand smoke.

Are we being selfish? Or is this mainly a problem with people that smoke around their kids?

They seem to say that cigarettes contribute to other drug abuses ?

Analysis:

Some pretty good facts. None of what we haven't heard before.

<3ForrealBitch<3

What a ForReal Bitch can learn from the 2011 Maxim Hot 100

#1 Rosie Hutington-Whitely
It's official. All you need to be the hottest woman in the world...
Take over a role that originally belonged to Megan Fox

Transformers knew they had nothing else going for them.
They had to replace the role well

#2 Olivia Munn
This is proof we don't know what men want
How did she place over Jessica Alba?!

3 Katy Perry
Guys will always love big blue eyes, and things shooting out of your boobs
Even if you can't sing

Blue hair always helps too


#4 Cameron Diaz
Good to know we can still be hot good into our 30s

But she was fine as FUCK when she was younger


#5 Mila Kunis
To you rare breed of women with 2 different eye colors. Rejoice, Mila Kunis is the hottest woman in the world in my book.

She's beyond hot okay?!

#6 Bar Refaeli
Top 10 women can be seen in lingerie. Did you really think any different?

#7 Anne Hathaway
Her royal relatives from Genovia got people to make her hot.
Don't worry, it could happen to anyone

#13 Kaley Cuoco
Even the nerds want blonde hair and blue eyes.
WTF is wrong with this world?!

Or maybe average guys watch the Big Bang Theory in hopes that they'll learn something

#14 Scarlett Johansson
She has the best curves in the world. Curves = Top 15

#17 Megan Fox
She's a completely fake completely sexy vixen. Naturally, men would die for her

#18 Eva Mendes
She makes the mole hot. What can we say?

#19 Anna Kournikova
We can be safely assured now that our interest in tennis is quite hot.

#20 Taylor Swift
Sing pretty little country songs to men, and they will worship you.

#21 Jessica Alba
We all know she should probably be #1, and we all know our men want her badly.
She totally can't act though

#22 Rihanna
Being a bad girl and a wannabe Lady Gaga can get you into the Top 25, if you're hot as fuck and you can sing (even if your songs suck).
Red hair definitely, definitely works on her though. Have you seen the All The Lights video??

#24 Sarah Shahi
We know you like girl on girl action
But seriously, you watch the L Word??

#25 Britney Spears
Let's face the facts. We will never know why guys find Britney Spears attractive

#27 Michelle Tratchenberg
Guys love Robot Chicken
And you should totally watch it
Because it's totally awesome

28 Lea Michelle
Guys watch Glee???
Yay, there's more nerds in this world than we thought!

#29 Sofia Vergara
Women with accents, newsflash: Guys love it!!!

#30 Amanda Bynes
We knew it.
We knew our guy friends were fantasizing over her when we were kids watching All That
This is our proof!

#31 Evan Rachel Wood
It's totally okay to be with weird guys... If you're as hot as Evan Rachel Wood

#32 Emmy Rossum
Singing opera gives you bonus points

34 Avril Lavigne
Hot Topic is Hot

#35 Kim Kardashian
It's okay - heiresses have more money to put into their hotness

#37 Zoe Saldana
Avatar yourself. If you're hot, you're probably hot

#38 Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay is proof that guys and girls definitely find different things attractive

We think she's nasty; they think she's hot. Go figure

#40 Hilary Duff
The cute girls always grow up to be the hot ones

#42 Emma Stone
You NEED to learn how to do your top liner like Emma

#48 Julianna Hough
If you're beautiful AND you're a famous dancer, you're bound to be everyone's dream girl!

#53 Ashley Greene
Sorry to say it because she's definitely gorgeous, but the vampire characters on Twilight are hottest with those hungry eyes

#54 Vanessa Hudgens
Bitches, be warned. This is the only reason guys want to watch High School Musical with you.
(No it's not Ashley Tisdale because she's not on the list, duh.)

But why do YOU want to watch High School Musical? O.o
Bisexuals.

#55 Joanna Krupa
You should totally send your man a photo like this

He WILL thank you

#56 Christina Hendricks
Bitches, red hair is HOT

Be brave and go red!

#57 Audrina Patridge
How to be as hot as Audrina:
1. Smile big
2. Look up at the sky when a camera flashes
3. Be in a sucky reality TV show

What the hell is she always looking at?!

#58 Christina Aguilera
Some people do have it all

If you're not jealous of her you're crazy

#60 Kelly Brook
As long as you're hot, playing in shitty movies can steal get you noticed by Playboy

But it's still hard to be as hot as Kelly Brook

#61 Eva Amurri
If your mom was once a major hottie,
You're in luck!

No seriously, did Susan Sarandon get work done?!

#64 Miley Cyrus
Even the untalented are hot

#66 Aly Michalka
Alyson Michalka is the reason we should not forget about our former Disney stars.
God she's so hot!

#68 Anna Paquin
Your cute little tooth gap could wind you #68 on Maxim's Hot 100 List
Or maybe it's only hot because she plays on a Vampire series - who knows.

#75 Nicki Minaj
What do Nicki Minaj and Barbie have in common?
Their proportions arn't realistic.
Plastic is a girl's best friend?

We're still jealous of your butt anyways

#77 Anna Chapman
Be an American traitor
It's hot

Men are horrible

#83 Carly Craig
Sometimes matching your hair and your eyes works.
Bitches with chesnut eyes, rock it!

#84 Paz de la Huerta
If this girl's on the Hot 100 list...
You can be too

Sorry Paz, you're just not very kissable to me.

#85 Rachelle Leah
We should get our lingerie inspirations from the UFC

This is HOT

#87 Emmanuelle Vaugier
Hollywood photoshoots do major wonders.

So don't be jealous of the unrealistic

#95 Serinda Swan
The girl you NEED to be getting your workout routine from

#96 Sophie Monk
How bad could plastic surgery be?
Apparently you don't know who Sophie Monk is.
Honorary ChipMonk of the year: (the name says it all)

(At least she's admitted to her terrible work)
#97 Hope Dworaczyk
When your ass is this big, people just can't help but not look away

Can't look away, can you?

#98 Camilla Belle
Yes, your eyebrows can be too thick...